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How can I fake sick to stay home from school tomorrow?
I don't want to go to school tomorrow--it's not like I have any tests or anything, but my life is really bad right now and I could use a day off. My parents are pretty mad at me right now so I doubt they'll let me just take a day off. I know the basics, complaining and coughing but I need something better, a total fool-proof plan with way more detail. Also, I don't want to show up at school and then go to the health office. So, how to fake sick? Thanks in advance
Well, I have used some information from the internet.
These aren't my choices. these are pasted and copies off from ehow.com:
Decide what your fake ailments are going to be in advance. Pick one that you haven't used in awhile and one that you are pretty sure sounds believable to your parents. Be careful not to act too sick or they might decide to take you to the doctor.
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2Set the scene the night before. Start complaining about whatever is going to hurt you. Tell them your throat is scratchy and sore, you feel dizzy or your stomach hurts. Go to bed before your scheduled bedtime. Before heading up to bed tell them your complaints again and that you feel tired so you are going to bed.
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3Wake up in the middle of the night. Rub your eyes with your hands so it looks like you have been crying. Go to their bedroom and tell them again that your throat hurts or your stomach is upset. If you are complaining about stomach symptoms, tell your parents you just threw up or had diarrhea.
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4Stay awake as long as you possibly can during the night. This makes you look sick and tired in the morning.
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5Get up when your alarm goes off, or your parents wake you in the morning. Make it look like you are trying to get ready for school. Act dizzy by losing your balance when you walk, or hold your throat and talk in a whisper. Remember to keep the same symptoms you had the night before. If it is your stomach that you are complaining of, spend a long time in the bathroom.
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6Lay back down on the bed fully dressed and close your eyes. When your mom comes in to check on you moan a little and tell her you still don't feel good. If she takes your temperature, hold the thermometer near a warm light bulb to make it read higher. Be careful not to get the thermometer over 100 degrees, or she might take you to the doctor.
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7Resist a little when your parents suggest you say home from school. Tell them you really should go, and think you probably can make it through the day. Then moan again. When they push the issue and tell you that you need to stay home, reluctantly agree with them.
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How to: Fake Puke!
whats a good way to fake sick and go home early?
my mom works till 12:30pm as a crossing guard so i can go home then but my mom wont pick me up cause schools close to getting let out for the day. So how do i make it seem like i cant make it till the end of the day? what sickness should i fake? thanks in advanced and no don't fake sick stay in school or immature answers i wanna know how to get out of school early.
Say that you have a headache and it really hurts.
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