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A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Blonde Inventions!
Tricycle kickstand
Fire proof matches
Inflatable dartboard
Glass hammer
Black light bulb
Boomerang grenade
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You ttly have the coolest jokes!
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| | Multifunctional 4-in-1 Emergency Safe Hammer with Flashlight/Strobe/Cuting Knife $18.8 - 4 in 1 safe hammer for driving - Safe hammer with sharp and durable head,you can break the glass to escape - Cutting knife for cutting the safety belt - Built in flashlight and strobe light |
| | Stila Paper Knife by Alessi $40 The Alessi Stila Paper Knife designed by Hani Rashid in 2006, is a sleek paper knife that puts a modern twist on the ever mundane office product. The Stila Paper Knife is part of the Desktop Architecture Series, made of sturdy materials, these pieces have a clean and modern look that is a sophisticated addition to complete any desk. Alessi is an Italian company. Its corporate mission is to bring a utopian priority to affordable, high design for the home and office. The Alessi Stila Paper Knife is available with the following: Included Features: Made of Silver plated polished 18/10 stainless steel.Designed by Hani Rashid. Shipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Length 9.45 in. |
| | Tatau Bread Knife by Alessi $63 The serrated blade of the Alessi Tatau Bread Knife is designed for foods with a crust, like bread, desserts and pineapple. It's also great for vegetables with a tough fiber, like kale or cabbage. Features handy images "tattooed" into the blade that show how to hold the knife and what foods the knife is used for. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Tatau Bread Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of steel Handle in Cream thermoplastic resin"Tattooed" instructional images on the bladeDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: This item usually ships within 1-2 business days. Dimensions: Item: Length 14 In. |
| | Tatau Kitchen Knife by Alessi $69 From the Polynesian for "tattoo", the Alessi Tatau Kitchen Knife features instructional images cut into the blade that serve a dual purpose as both art and function. The knife has a long, flexible blade ideal for cutting meat while able to easily penetrate the dense pulp of pineapples and watermelons as well. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Tatau Kitchen Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of steelHandle in Cream thermoplastic resinFlexible blade"Tattooed" instructional images on the bladeDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: This item usually ships within 1-2 business days. Dimensions: Item: Length 13.25 In. |
| | Uselen Paper Knife by Alessi $30 Much more elegant than the every day letter opener, the Alessi Uselen Paper Knife is a chic stainless steel piece designed by Giulio Iacchetti. Inspired by the hummingbird, the Uselen Paper Knife uses its sharp tail to elegantly open correspondence. Perfect for home or office use. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Uselen Paper Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steelStainless Steel finishDesigned by Giulio IacchettiShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 9 In. |
| | Fioretto Knife Sharpener by Alessi $77 "Ferire o fiorire" (to injure or to flourish), that is the question. The Alessi Fioretto Knife Sharpener is a steel sharpening tool for the kitchen, allowing cooks to create the perfect sharpness for their knives. When placed back in a knife block, it displays its corolla like a calla lily. It's an instrument that prepares the modern chef for the creative act of cooking. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Fioretto Knife Sharpener is available with the following: Details:Made of steel Diamond resin coatingThermoplastic resin handleDesigned by LPWK and Gabriele ChiaveShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 15.75 In., Width 3.25 In. |
| | Dressed Fish Knife by Alessi $14 A companion to the Alessi Dressed Fish Fork, the Alessi Dressed Fish Knife adds to the overall elegance of the contemporary, minimalist table setting. Its decorative relief design is placed on the back of the knife as a subtle "inverted decoration". Made of stainless steel; designed by Marcel Wanders. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Dressed Fish Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steel Mirror Polished finishRelief decoration on back of knifeDesigned by Marcel WandersShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 8.25 In. |
| | Tatau Paring Knife by Alessi $42 The Alessi Tatau Paring Knife is purposely designed for cleaning fruit and vegetables. The tip is thin and sharp so it can easily penetrate the vegetables or fruit or remove any little damaged parts. Features handy images "tattooed" into the blade that show how to hold the knife and what foods it's used for. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Tatau Paring Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of steelHandle in Cream thermoplastic resin"Tattooed" instructional images on the bladeDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: This item usually ships within 1-2 business days. Dimensions: Item: Length 7.5 In. |
| | Colombina Dessert Knife by Alessi $11.5 Enjoy an after-dinner dessert with the help of the Alessi Colombina Dessert Knife. Used when serving fruits like pineapple or pears, the dessert knife can be an elegant addition to the kitchen or dining room table. Part of a complete collection of contemporary cutlery designed by Massimiliano Fuksas and Doriana O. Mandrelli. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Colombina Dessert Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steelMirror Polished finishDesigned by Massimiliano Fuksas and Doriana O. MandrelliShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 7.5 In. |
| | Colombina Table Knife by Alessi $14 The Alessi Colombina Table Knife is an experiment in redefining the meaning of contemporary at-home dining. Part of a unique collection focused on changing the sculptural aspect of kitchenware, this sculptural piece is made of 18/10 stainless steel and polished to a mirror shine. Designed by Massimiliano Fuksas and Doriana O. Mandrelli. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Colombina Table Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steel Mirror Polished finishDesigned by Massimiliano Fuksas and Doriana O. MandrelliShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 8.5 In. |
| | Dressed Dessert Knife by Alessi $12.5 The Alessi Dressed Dessert Knife displays the same clean lines and unexpected details that distinguish the entire Dressed collection. One side is clean and contemporary, while the other side reveals an elegant, flowery relief pattern. The entire piece gleams in polished stainless steel. Designed by Marcel Wanders. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Dressed Dessert Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steelMirror Polished finishRelief decorationDesigned by Marcel WandersShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 7.25 In. |
| | Dressed Table Knife by Alessi $14.5 Accepting convention only to transform it, the Alessi Dressed Table Knife features the traditional decoration not on the front of the piece, but on the back in understated formality. Part of an entire collection of modern tableware perfect for both dressy dinners as well as the casual lunch. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Dressed Table Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steel Mirror Polished finishRelief decoration on back of pieceDesigned by Marcel WandersShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 8.25 In. |
| | Tatau Filleting Knife by Alessi $58 The Alessi Tatau Filleting Knife has a long, stiff blade for cutting meat, fish and vegetables. The weight of the blade makes it easier to chop things up, and its size allows for cutting large pieces of bread and melon. The images "tattooed" into the blade are both instructional and artistic. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Tatau Filleting Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of steel Handle in Cream thermoplastic resin"Tattooed" instructional images on the bladeDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: This item usually ships within 1-2 business days. Dimensions: Item: Length 13 In. |
| | Tatau Knife Block by Alessi $155 The Alessi Tatau Knife Block, or "K-Block", is designed to hold the Tatau 5-Knife range while still leaving space for additional knives or others that you may already have in the kitchen. The hinged book-like design allows the knives to be displayed openly or hidden away for future use. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Tatau Knife Block is available with the following: Details: Made of bambooDesigned for use with the Tatau 5-Knife range Book-like hingesMagnets hold the blades in placeDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: This item usually ships within 1-2 business days. Dimensions: Item: Height 11.5 In., Width 8.25 In., Depth 3.25 In. |
| | Programma 8 Cheese Knife by Alessi $53 The Alessi Programma 8 Cheese Knife adds a note of contemporary composure to cheese slicing in a sturdy design by Franco Sargiani and Eija Helander. The Programma 8 Cheese Knife features durable stainless steel. Alessi is an Italian company. Its corporate mission is to bring a utopian priority to affordable, high design for the home and office. The Alessi Programma 8 Cheese Knife is available with the following: Included Features:Mirror-polished 18/10 Stainless Steel.Designed by Sargiani-Helander.Shipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 11.5 In. |
| | Il Canif Folding Knife by Alessi $45 The Alessi Il Canif Folding Knife reinterprets the traditional pocket knife in a slim, gleaming package. In addition to emphasizing the long, tapered form of the knife, the furrow along its length makes Il Canif easy to grasp and wield. Made out of durable stainless steel. Designed by Pierre Charpin. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Il Canif Folding Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steelAISI 420 steel bladeMirror Polished finishDesigned by Pierre CharpinShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 7.5 In. |
| | Tatau Multi-Purpose Knife by Alessi $53 The most used knife in the kitchen, the Alessi Tatau Multi-Purpose Knife features a red handle that makes it easy to spot. Its well-balanced dimensions and all-round cutting ability makes it indispensable. Features handy images "tattooed" into the blade that show how to hold the knife and what foods it's used for. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Tatau Multi-Purpose Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of steelHandle in Red thermoplastic resin"Tattooed" instructional images on the bladeDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: This item usually ships within 1-2 business days. Dimensions: Item: Length 10 In. |
| | Asta Barocca Dessert Knife by Alessi $14.5 The Alessi Asta Barocca Dessert Knife balances the table setting, placed above the dinner plate on the table, together with the dessert spoon. This proper place setting is complemented by the luxurious Baroque relief that decorates the Asta Barocca. Formal yet familiar, this piece pokes a little fun at the archetypal theme. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Asta Barocca Dessert Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steel with relief decorationMirror Polished finishDesigned by Alessandro MendiniShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 7.5 In. |
| | Asta Barocca Table Knife by Alessi $17 Spread butter with decided elegance. The floral relief pattern of the Alessi Asta Barocca Table Knife is eternally sophisticated even as it gently pokes fun at archetypal silverware patterns of yore. It gleams brightly in Mirror Polished stainless steel. Designed by Alessandro Mendini as part of the Asta Barocca flatware collection. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Asta Barocca Table Knife is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steel with relief decorationMirror Polished finishDesigned by Alessandro MendiniShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Length 8.75 In. |
| | Milky Way Minor Knife Block by Alessi $82 The Alessi Milky Way Minor Knife Block provides a handsome storage unit for the Milky Way Minor knife collection, its bamboo composition perfect for using as a cutting and serving board for soft to firm cheeses. Designed by Anna and Gian Franco Gasparini for the cheese foodie. Knives not included. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921, the stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Milky Way Minor Knife Block is available with the following: Details:Made of Bamboo Book-style openingDesigned by Anna and Gian Franco GaspariniShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Width 2.5 In., Height 10.25 In., Length 5.5 In. |
 | "ABC Products" - Quick Change Folding ~ Lock Back Knife - With Belt Clip (Flag Design). List Price:  |
DescriptionFolds-up for safe staoage and blade protection ~~ Handle flag design - Come with extra blades ~~ Quick blade release for easy changing ~~ Sure grip aluminum with belt clip ~~ With simple push-button thumb release. |
 | ABC Products" - Task Force ~ 4-Piece Basic Home -Tool Set (With Wood Storage Base). List Price: |
DescriptionSet of 4 basic tool set ~~1- 6 in. slip joint pliers ~ 1- 6 in. lineman pliers ~ 1- 6 in. diagonal pliers ~ 1- utility knife ~ 7 in 1 screwdriver ~~ Drop-forged from high-carbon steel for increased durability ~~ Durable wooden base for tools storage ~~ General-purpose selection of the most frequently used tools ~~ Bi-material handle provides a comfortable and secure grip. |
 | Apollo Precision Tools DT0773N1 135-Piece Household Pink Tool Kit List Price: |
DescriptionThe Apollo Precision Tools DT0773N1 135-Piece Household Pink Tool Kit is a fun, versatile array of tools for small household projects. Featuring a charming pink color scheme and a rugged carrying case, this tidy, multipurpose kit is ideal for a wide variety of general household projects... |
 | Gerber 22-41578 Gorge Folding Shovel List Price: |
DescriptionDesigned with an easy push-button slide mechanism, the Gerber 22-41578 Gorge Folding Shovel is a must-have for outdoor excursions and around-the-house chores. Versatile, powerful, and easy-to-use, the Gorge includes a nylon drawstring bag and features a telescoping joint on the handle for folding down to a perfectly portable and compact size... |
 | Belkin Conserve Switch, Energy-Saving Surge with Remote List Price: |
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 | Innovic 4 in 1 digital Tire Gauge, Knife, Flashlight and Life-saving Hammer |
DescriptionThe unit is designed to be constantly kept in the car and to be accessible from the driver's seat, like the central console box, the glove box (in front of the assistant's seat) and the door side compartment of the driver's seat, etc... |
 | SOG Specialty Knives & Tools F03T-N Jungle Primitive, Black Hardcased List Price: |
DescriptionWhen it's survival of the fittest, this imposing 9-1/2-inch blade is fit for survival. It is made of hardcase black-coated 420 stainless steel with a partially serrated edge and won't shy away from tough missions--whether you're using it as a machete, limb saw, or a makeshift hammer... |
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DescriptionBuck Knives Camp Axe. Buck Knives Camp Axe has a high-impact design and ergonomic handle. Swing the best: 3" forged, powder-coated, high-carbon steel; High-impact plastic handle; Molded nylon sheath; 12 1/4", 17 1/5 ozs... |
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DescriptionIncludes: 41 blades, 7 metal handles, 1 PVC handle, 6 scribes, 1 stone, and a molded PVC case ~~ Each blade, handle, and stone also has it's own recessed holding place ~~ There is a blade for all your needs ~~ Cut, scratch, etch, scrape, layout, and make models. |
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DescriptionLifeHammer not only is the next step in the evolution of vehicle safety, but can also be held in the palm of the driver's hand. Consisting of a double-tipped hardened steel hammer, and a safe seat belt cutting blade, it is designed as an aid drivers and passengers who, in the event of an emergency, need to quickly escape from their vehicle... |
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DescriptionEmergency Tool After a bad car accident a few seconds can mean the difference between life and death for you and your loved ones. The Emergency Tool helps you to escape quickly after a car accident. Many people fear wearing a seat belt in case they were to be trapped in a burning or sinking vehicle... |
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DescriptionFeatures automatic glass breaker safety-blade seat belt cutter sonic alarm flashing red distress light and a bright white LED flashlight. |
How to hammer a Nail using a light bulb
Which of the following contraptions can you operate or handle?
1. jack hammer
2. bull dozer
3. fork lift
4. manual can opener
5. swiss army knife
6. squeegy
7. car jack
8. food processor
9. electric knife
10. Christmas lights
More than one answer is cool...=)
thanx~
squeegy
food processor
Christmas lights
Manual can opener
(you dont want to give me power tools)
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