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![]() | (1) World Atlas LARGE METAL DIVERSION BOOK SAFE / BANK With COMBINATION LOCK | ![]() | ![]() | US $22.20 | 28d 16h 3m |
![]() | New SentrySafe 100 Lb Black Fire Proof Storage Gun Lock Combination Safe Box | ![]() | ![]() | US $234.99 | 6d 1h 3m |
![]() | Hollon Safe Co 15" Two Hour Home Safe with Dial Combination Lock HS-500D | ![]() | ![]() | US $250.00 | 15d 20h 4m |
![]() | sentry safe combination lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 1d 12h 2m |
![]() | X Large Hidden Hollow Book Diversion Gun Safe Combination Lock Secret Cash Stash | ![]() | ![]() | US $34.99 | 27d 19h 47m |
![]() | Echelon 60-Key Steel Key Cabinet with Combination Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 1d 9h 53m |
![]() | First Alert 2054F 1-Hour Steel Fire Safe W/ Combination Lock -0.80 cu. ft, Gray# | ![]() | ![]() | US $141.97 | 16h 48m |
![]() | Master Lock Portable water-resistant Box Personal Safe Secure combination locki | ![]() | ![]() | US $28.96 | 24d 12m |
![]() | Home Car Dorm Office Portable Small Safe w/ Steel Cable & Combination Lock NEW | ![]() | 1 Bid | US $26.95 | 2d 12h 1m |
![]() | Sentry Safe, model 1330, 21 1/2" tall, 16 1/2" wide, 17" deep, Combination lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $165.00 | 2d 13h 42m |
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![]() | FireKing 1 Hour FK1409-1MGE Fire Proof Record Safe - Electronic Combination Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $367.00 | 1d 8h 48m |
![]() | nice drop safe 19"19"22" single door with new s&g combo lock | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $200.00 | 1d 13h 3m |
![]() | Streetwise Large Diversion Book Safe with Combination Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $24.95 | 13d 18h 50m |
![]() | DIEBOLD COMBINATION LOCK 17819C , NEW OLD STOCK 130VDC | ![]() | ![]() | US $9.97 | 9d 19h 6m |
![]() | Circular Safe Head - Combination lock - For wall safe | ![]() | ![]() | US $100.00 | 29d 2h 7m |
![]() | MOSLER SECURITY SAFE COMBINATION LOCK, ONLY $450 USED | ![]() | ![]() | US $450.00 | 28d 15h 6m |
![]() | HPC Large Wall Safe Combination Lock # WS-200C | ![]() | ![]() | US $258.54 | 27d 17h 27m |
![]() | HPC Small Wall Safe Combination Lock # WS-100C | ![]() | ![]() | US $222.27 | 27d 17h 10m |
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Lock Combination

How do you break a 40 key combination lock?
My dad has locked all my video games up in his filing cabinet. He put a combination lock on it with 40#s. How do I get it open? AND ALL YOU DORKS OUT THERE WHO SAY "HE TOOK IT AWAY FOR A REASON" that's not true.
My recommendation... Take a hatchet to his filing cabinet.
Or you could try lying the cabinet down on it's front, and check if you can peel off/ unscrew the back of the cabinet.
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![]() | (1) World Atlas LARGE METAL DIVERSION BOOK SAFE / BANK With COMBINATION LOCK | ![]() | ![]() | US $22.20 | 28d 16h 3m |
![]() | New SentrySafe 100 Lb Black Fire Proof Storage Gun Lock Combination Safe Box | ![]() | ![]() | US $234.99 | 6d 1h 3m |
![]() | Hollon Safe Co 15" Two Hour Home Safe with Dial Combination Lock HS-500D | ![]() | ![]() | US $250.00 | 15d 20h 4m |
![]() | sentry safe combination lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 1d 12h 2m |
![]() | X Large Hidden Hollow Book Diversion Gun Safe Combination Lock Secret Cash Stash | ![]() | ![]() | US $34.99 | 27d 19h 47m |
![]() | Echelon 60-Key Steel Key Cabinet with Combination Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $30.00 | 1d 9h 53m |
![]() | First Alert 2054F 1-Hour Steel Fire Safe W/ Combination Lock -0.80 cu. ft, Gray# | ![]() | ![]() | US $141.97 | 16h 48m |
![]() | Master Lock Portable water-resistant Box Personal Safe Secure combination locki | ![]() | ![]() | US $28.96 | 24d 12m |
![]() | Home Car Dorm Office Portable Small Safe w/ Steel Cable & Combination Lock NEW | ![]() | 1 Bid | US $26.95 | 2d 12h 1m |
![]() | Sentry Safe, model 1330, 21 1/2" tall, 16 1/2" wide, 17" deep, Combination lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $165.00 | 2d 13h 42m |
![]() | Gardall 3018/1 Hour Fire Rating Safe Combination Lock | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $350.00 | 2d 18h 35m |
![]() | Sentry Fire & Water Proof 1.23 cu ft Combination Lock Media Safe SFW123CS NEW | ![]() | ![]() | US $209.00 | 26d 20h 13m |
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![]() | FireKing 1 Hour FK1409-1MGE Fire Proof Record Safe - Electronic Combination Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $367.00 | 1d 8h 48m |
![]() | nice drop safe 19"19"22" single door with new s&g combo lock | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $200.00 | 1d 13h 3m |
![]() | Streetwise Large Diversion Book Safe with Combination Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $24.95 | 13d 18h 50m |
![]() | DIEBOLD COMBINATION LOCK 17819C , NEW OLD STOCK 130VDC | ![]() | ![]() | US $9.97 | 9d 19h 6m |
![]() | Circular Safe Head - Combination lock - For wall safe | ![]() | ![]() | US $100.00 | 29d 2h 7m |
![]() | MOSLER SECURITY SAFE COMBINATION LOCK, ONLY $450 USED | ![]() | ![]() | US $450.00 | 28d 15h 6m |
![]() | HPC Large Wall Safe Combination Lock # WS-200C | ![]() | ![]() | US $258.54 | 27d 17h 27m |
![]() | HPC Small Wall Safe Combination Lock # WS-100C | ![]() | ![]() | US $222.27 | 27d 17h 10m |
![]() | SentrySafe 2557CTS Combination Lock Media Safe | ![]() | ![]() | US $6,016.00 | 25d 2h 16m |
![]() | S&G KeyChange Safe Combination Lock | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $20.00 | 5d 21h 54m |
![]() | HUGE Sargent & Greenleaf S&G Safe with Mechanical S&G Combo Lock 41"x29"x29" | ![]() | ![]() | US $499.99 | 29d 13h 26m |
![]() | REDUCED!!! MOSLER SECURITY SAFE COMBINATION LOCK, ONLY $425 USED | ![]() | ![]() | US $425.00 | 19d 17h 22m |
![]() | SECURITY SAFE, 2 COMBINATION LOCKS | ![]() | US $900.00 | 23d 12h 55m |
![]() | SentrySafe Combination Lock Record Safe 2557CN - 1 Hour UL-350 Fire Rated | ![]() | ![]() | US $3,880.00 | 15d 9h 45m |
![]() | FB-845C Hollon Home 2hr Fire Burglary Security Office Safe Combination Dial Lock | ![]() | ![]() | US $965.00 | 12d 16h 48m |
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![]() | BLACK COMBO Set Handcuffs Hand & Leg Cuffs FREE CASE!! Double Locking REAL | ![]() | ![]() | US $26.48 | 20d 15h 34m |
![]() | NEW NEVER USED TWO COMBINATION LOCKS-ONE COMBINATION FOR BOTH LOCKS ..LEE TOOLS | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $.99 | 17h 19m |
![]() | MASTER LOCK HEAVY DUTY COMBINATION LOCK #2001 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $5.25 | 22h 59m |
![]() | MASTER LOCK RESETABLE COMBINATION LOCK #175 | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $16.00 | 22h 59m |
![]() | MASTER LOCK SET YOUR OWN COMBINATION LOCK | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $5.55 | 22h 59m |
![]() | HIDE YOUR VALUABLES, NEW BOOK SAFE W/ COMBINATION LOCK | ![]() | 0 Bid | US $9.99 | 1d 22h 16m |
![]() | Combination Lock 45mm | ![]() | ![]() | US $.99 | 13d 12h 45m |
![]() | Master lock Speed Dial Resettable Combination 1500iD Directional Movement PINK | ![]() | ![]() | US $14.99 | 26d 8h 56m |
![]() | Fireproof Combination Lock Safe | ![]() | ![]() | US $7.99 | 3d 3h 26m |
![]() | Master Lock 1500 Color Combination Lock Purple | ![]() | ![]() | US $6.49 | 3d 20h 9m |
![]() | Hardened Steel Shackle Master Dial Combination Lock for Gym lockers/Bike/Closet | ![]() | ![]() | US $4.28 | 20d 5h 59m |
![]() | NIB Purple Master Lock SPHERO Combination School Gym Bicycle Work Lock 2075DAST | ![]() | ![]() | US $9.99 | 26d 13h 27m |
![]() | WordLock 3 Letter Text Combination Lock Hardened Steel RED NEW Padlock | ![]() | ![]() | US $3.39 | 4d 1h 54m |
![]() | Master lock Speed Dial Resettable Combination 1500iD Directional Rare LIME GREEN | ![]() | ![]() | US $14.99 | 2d 9h 5m |
![]() | Master lock Speed Dial Resettable Combination 1500iD Directional Movement WHITE | ![]() | ![]() | US $11.99 | 19d 10h 24m |
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![]() | New! GunVault Nano Vault 300 TSA Combination Lock Steel Gun Pistol Safe! NV300 | ![]() | ![]() | US $32.67 | 14d 19h 44m |
![]() | Sentry 24 Long Gun Rifle Fire Proof Combination Lock Safe Cabinet GM2459C NEW | ![]() | ![]() | US $869.00 | 26d 20h 13m |
![]() | Hand Gun Security Box with Combination Lock Fits Full Semi 1911 4" Strong GunBox | ![]() | ![]() | US $29.99 | 22d 20h 13m |
![]() | 3 in1 BIOMETRICS FINGERPRINT SAFE BOX COMBINATION LOCK PASSWORD GUN VAULT HOTEL | ![]() | ![]() | US $159.99 | 28d 6h 8m |
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| | REPROGRAMMABLE COMBINATION LOCK PROTECT $21.99 REPROGRAMMABLE COMBINATION LOCK PROTECT |
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DescriptionThe Avenir Coil Combo Cable Locks are 6-foot covered, flexible coiled cables with integrated easy-set 4-digit combination locks. |
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Open A Combination Lock With a Drink Can
Where do I buy a combination lock in London?
I need a combination lock to put on a locker, one with a dial on the front, but I haven't seen any at the stores where I've been looking. Any advice?
They sell them in Wilkinsons!
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I find it interesting that their device takes a maximum of 2 hours to run through all of the combinations. I lockpicked a Master lock just two days ago (I had forgotten the combo), and by hand it took around 30 min. Master uses certain rules when they create the lock combinations that allow one to reduce the range of possible combos down to a flat 100. Source:
And gosh, look how many numbers we have to remember in our lives! Andy Rooney told me I have to know my social security number, lock combinations, addresses, phone numbers…and it's time to raise our voices against remembering numbers. And all the issues with milk! And politeness! And cell phones! Where will it all end? tick tick tick tick tick tick…
“Somebody needs to stuff a rag in Suuuuuuuzieeeeeeees mouth.”
I'm surprised at you! It would be so impractical and wasteful. You know how she hates that. She hasn't yet told us her passwords, her lock combinations, locations of her safe deposit box keys, bank account numbers, locations and passkeys for any bearer bonds or other transferrable assets she might have….
I had been sorely tempted to say rags need to be stuffed in all of her bodily orifices per instructions for Proper Control of a Zombie, but luckily for the sensitive souls here– phew!– I never actually said it.]]>